Anuvahood (Adam Deacon, 2011)

Ho hum, it's a low-budget British Ali-G derivative spoof of gritty street culture films, most obviously Kidulthood or Bullet Boy. This already does not bode well, and then you see that Paul Kaye and Richard Blackwood have cameos, which is a twin kiss of death. The only thing that might stop you using the DVD for target practice at once is bumbling director Deacon making a better fist it as an actor, investing his utter tool of a wannabe gangsta with at least a smidgeon of likability. It's not much to cling on to, though.

3/10