War of the Dead (Marko Mäkilaakso, 2011)

Right from the outset, this is a shaky battleground: to shoehorn in some American actors and thereby make English the primary language of the pic for international flogging purposes, the script posits the ludicrous idea of a joint Finnish-U.S. mission behind Russian lines to investigate secret German shenanigans. What would these be? Why, making zombies of course. Cue lots of biting, rising from the dead and shooting of heads, almost as ineptly realised as the premise. Not good at all.

3/10