Tuesday, 29 July 2025

Nuestros Tiempos (Chava Cartas, 2025)


Once again in the land that time will never forget, the time travel genre. This time, a physicist couple in the Mexico of 1966 construct a machine that takes them to the modern day and while at first it's only the technological differences they find baffling, soon the changes in society become a bigger issue for them to contend with. This is particularly to do with the changed status of women, which threatens to split the couple as while he just wants to get back home, she can no longer face it.
So, Our Times does try to put a new spin on the oft-visited theme. But it's a romance at heart with a modish sci-fi element, rather than a serious cogitation on causality, which would be the modern norm for the genre. In the end, the social comment angle wears thin too.

4/10

Wednesday, 9 July 2025

The Flash (Andy Muschietti, 2023)


So, in their attempt to keep up with Marvel, having only three heroes most people have heard of, the DCEU fall back on The Flash, who can...run incredibly fast. This apparently means he can reach such a velocity that he can breach the barrier between alternate universes and try to undo the death of his mother. Naturally the butterfly effect of trying to alter time comes into play, and whatever he or his younger version in the alternate universe try to do to change events is cancelled by the halfheartedly explained immutable timeline, or somesuch.
To the film's credit, it is made clear that the hero hasn't got a clue about consequences either, and despite the usual overabundance of digitally-animated action and fight sequences, it is actually quite good fun, bringing together multiple versions of Batman from over the years to assist the hero (principally Michael Keaton reprising an older Batman from Tim Burton's films) and incorporating numerous other nods to genre fans.
But they shouldn't take this as the way to go in the DCEU. Marvel have already tried quite a few times, and it's not a pony with many tricks.

6/10

Saturday, 5 July 2025

28 Weeks Later (Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, 2007)


Horror franchises where the first part had something new to offer are more unkillable than zombies, so more zombies is what we get. The US military has taken over Britain, presuming that the rage virus has finally been eradicated, except of course there'd be no film without it. Cue large chunks of London being laid to waste and mass slaughter of innocents, so the real enemy is actually 'shoot first' American foreign policy, which funnily enough makes more sense now than it did when the film was released in 2007. The gruesome action is, of course, relentless, so chaotically shot that anything could be happening for all you know, and there's virtually no attention paid to the geography of the city, location scouting apparently having been done by a particularly clueless American tourist with a checklist of landmarks. It is still a riveting ride, but that's the basic minimum you could expect, and it depressingly closes on a final shot promising a worldwide continuation of the menace, and therefore another sequel.

4/10

Friday, 4 July 2025

The Old Guard 2 (Victoria Mahoney, 2025)


How prescient Lulu's 1969 Eurovision winner, Boom-Bang-a-Bang was, when it comes to dealing with action film sequels. Because that's what so many of them do, just add more booms and bangs to their predecessors. The Old Guard was a product that really didn't deserve a continuation, being a pot of ripped-off ideas, mainly from Highlander, but apparently that wasn't enough to stand in the way of milking a cash cow for more. So, Charlize Theron and her crew of immortals must foil the plot of the first ever immortal to kill them all, and this naturally means lots and lots of gunplay and the standard unfeasible martial arts. Sure, the action sequences are competently constructed, but take them away and there's really nothing left.

4/10

Tuesday, 24 June 2025

Altered Hours (Bruce Wemple, 2018)


An insomniac on a regular cocktail of drugs takes a new one as a cure. Instead, it sends his consciousness into an even more fragmented state, eventually resulting in him time-travelling involuntarily across the course of recent past and future days. His attempts to fix a catastrophic outcome that has already happened and will happen are hampered by his lack of control over the jumps in time.
There's the seed of an idea here, but the genre of time travel has to be treated with scrupulous attention to detail and internal logic, and Altered Hours fails badly on this count. There's drama, including some vague ambitions to draw parallels between the protagonist's situation and class A drug addiction, but scarcely any cohesion, and so the end result is a rather hopeless mess.

4/10

Sunday, 22 June 2025

Anti Matter (Keir Burrows, 2016)


A PhD student at Oxford stumbles across a technology to transport matter across space, utilising a wormhole. As these things so often go, of course soon it isn't enough to experiment only with marbles and mice, so she sends herself through, and the consequences prove to be dire. She finds herself unable to form new memories and suffers from constant hallucinatory flashes of people and events, leading to a state of paranoia as she tries to make sense of what's happening.
It would not be giving too much away to say that the director has obviously swallowed Timecrimes and The Prestige whole. Still, the twists he introduces to these forebears are interesting enough.

5/10

The Menu (Mark Mylod, 2022)


It would be somewhat simplistic to label this a comedy horror film, being rather an extremely dark satire, its target the ridiculous superficiality of nouvelle cuisine and its moneyed consumers. A soft target, of course, but it's attacked with some panache, through the assault of the sociopathically obsessive chef Julian Slowik, played chillingly by Ralph Fiennes, on the palates, and eventually the bodies, of the guests at his island restaurant.
The likes of Heston Blumenthal might choose to take umbrage, or alternatively feel some sympathy with the character, who sees himself as an artist forced to serve an unappreciative audience. In any case, the script is à point, and even though you can see that the situation will only deteriorate, it contains enough sharp turns and twists to satisfy.

7/10